Overheard

ANDREW (to the school photo lady after she took his picture): Can I do a funny one?
SCHOOL PHOTO LADY: No. I don't get as much money when you do a funny one.

Oh, how wrong she was.

This is how Sleeping Beauty sleeps

Overheard

ANDREW: In 409 weeks and 1 day I'll be an adult. That makes it seem really short.

Position 3

Human pin cushion

AKA Andrew at fencing class. En garde!

Overheard

EMMA: Today on the bus someone was giving out autographs but I didn't get one.

Finding hope

Overheard

ME (to Andrew, who was playing video games): Time to get going!
ANDREW: WHAT?!? Going where?!?
ME: To pick apples!
ANDREW (not wanting to turn off the game): WHAT?!? NO ONE TOLD ME WE WERE GOING TO GET APPLES.
ME: Andrew. We're going to get apples.
ANDREW: OK.

Shopping at the fake goods bazaar

> Anyone need anything? Watch? Purse? Software? IPhone? DS games?
> Shoes? Luggage?
>
> This place is CRAZY.
>
> Can you see the people sitting outside their shops in the photo
> below? When you walk by they accost you. But it's all good fun.
>

Dinner tonight