Overheard

ANDREW: Hey Ethan, what do you want to be when you grow up?
SOPHIE: When I throw up I can be a princess.

On my hotel TV (in Shanghai)

 

I think I'll take a pass on the horrible films.

Overheard

GINGER: This didn't turn out very good.  It tastes like cardboard.
ANDREW: Can I have a bite? I LIKE cardboard.

Overheard

ANDREW: Hey Ethan, want to rile Sophie up before bed?