Thursday, February 09, 2012
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Overheard
SOPHIE: It's sad that Santa and the elves don't get presents for Christmas.
ME: How do you know they don't get presents?
SOPHIE: Cause they don't.
ME: Well Santa gets to eat all the cookies people leave for him.
SOPHIE: Yeah but that's not presents. I'm talking about toys. And knives and stuff.
ETHAN: Knives? Why would Santa want a knife?
SOPHIE: To cut stuff.
ETHAN: Santa wouldn't want to cut stuff Sophie. He's not a violent man.
ME: How do you know they don't get presents?
SOPHIE: Cause they don't.
ME: Well Santa gets to eat all the cookies people leave for him.
SOPHIE: Yeah but that's not presents. I'm talking about toys. And knives and stuff.
ETHAN: Knives? Why would Santa want a knife?
SOPHIE: To cut stuff.
ETHAN: Santa wouldn't want to cut stuff Sophie. He's not a violent man.
Friday, December 23, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Overheard
SOPHIE: I want to wear high-heeled shoes.
GINGER: Not until you're older.
SOPHIE: But my friend Brianna was allowed to wear high-heeled shoes when she was four.
GINGER: Hmmm...Well, I don't know about that but in our family we don't wear high-heeled shoes until we're 12.
SOPHIE: So does Andrew get to wear high heels?
GINGER: Not until you're older.
SOPHIE: But my friend Brianna was allowed to wear high-heeled shoes when she was four.
GINGER: Hmmm...Well, I don't know about that but in our family we don't wear high-heeled shoes until we're 12.
SOPHIE: So does Andrew get to wear high heels?
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Saturday, December 03, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Sunday, October 09, 2011
Saturday, October 01, 2011
Overheard
ANDREW: I have many goals in life, but one of them is to grow a handlebar mustache before I go to college... And if I can't be an entomologist I want to be the guy who swallows swords in the shark tank at Shedd Aquarium.
Tuesday, September 06, 2011
Overheard
Tonight in the car...
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ANDREW: Gaylord Street?!? Why Gaylord Street?
ME: Gay used to mean "happy."
GINGER: Gaylord is a name.
...
ETHAN: Wait. Did you say gay used to mean happy?
ME: Yep.
ETHAN: So that's why on the Flintstones song they say they'll have a "gay old time"?
ME: Yep.
...
ETHAN: I thought it was different.
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