EVERYONE PANIC.

Our Homeowners Association sends out some pretty funny emails. This one is the best in a while, though. I love that it's all in caps:

ATTENTION ALL VILLAGE RESIDENTS:

THERE IS A TYPE OF AFRICAN SERVAL CAT ON THE LOOSE IN THE VILLAGE. IT IS A SAVANNAH CAT, THO DOMESTIC, IT IS VERY SCARY LOOKING.

IT LOOKS LIKE A BOBCAT, WE HAVE ATTACHED A PICTURE THAT WE RETRIEVED OFF OF THE INTERNET. THIS CAT WAS SPOTTED YESTERDAY IN THE WOODS NEXT TO THE TENNIS COURTS AT XXXX AND AGAIN THIS MORNING IN THE XXXX AREA.

WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT THIS CAT’S NAME IS SHEEBA. SHE IS DECLAWED AND HARMELSS, JUST VERY SCARED. SHEEBA’S OWNER LIVES IN XXXX. IF YOU SEE THE CAT, PLEASE CALL US HERE AT THE OWNER’S ASSOCIATION XXX-XXXX OR ANIMAL CONTROL AT XXX-XXXX.