Ethan got his haircut yesterday, which is something we try to avoid as much as possible because it stirs CONTENTION, and we all know what contention is of. As usual, he didn't like the haircut, even though it was such a minimal cut as to not even be noticed by anyone but him.
He didn't want to go to school this morning because of the haircut. "No one will even notice," we told him.
Oops. This is what Tyson said to him at school:
"I can't be your friend anymore. I need you to have your long hair back."
Or so Ethan claims. Even though the story withstood the first level or two of questioning from us, this is very suspicious. It reminds us of how Ethan would come home from preschool and tell us the entire day was spent with him in a headlock, as the other students and the teachers took turns giving him noogies.
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