Overheard

EMMA: Dad. I know how to spell 'dead.' D-E-D.
ME: Nope. Close.
EMMA: D-E-D-E?
ME: Nope. D-E-A-D.
EMMA: Ooh! I know how to spell 'bed.' B-E-A-D.
ME: Nope. B-E-D.
EMMA: But they rhyme?
ME: It's not fair, is it.